From the dark depths of some guy's Daily Kos diary comes a claim that Osama bin Laden is under the protection/control of the People's Republic of China after being hired to quell the Muslim revolt in East Turkestan, and Bush is trying to get China to hand him over right before the November 2nd election. So if you-know-who suddenly pops up in American hands around the end of October, you heard it here first; and if he doesn't, you're supposed to be taking this with a huge grain of salt anyway.
In another wild conspiracy theory, Tom Tomorrow thinks he knows what that bulge on Bush's back is.
Posted by Warrior Tang at October 17, 2004 01:45 PM