Jimmy Shubert on Comedy Central has a great routine about how one terrorist was caught with a bomb in his shoe, and now everybody has to take off their shoes at the airport:
So what happens when a terrorist hides a stick of dynamite in his ass and he gets caught? Then you'll go through security and there's a guy with a glove and a big vat of K-Y jelly...
"Have you been in control of your ass the entire time?"
"Yes, I've been in control of my ass the entire time."
"Has anyone else been packing your ass?"
"You sick son of a bitch!"
Posted by Warrior Tang at June 20, 2004 04:04 PM